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Re: Don’t you just hate...

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What's facebook :confused
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Hagar wrote:What's facebook :confused
"loved" if i know... :confused :log
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The sh!te that is preinstalled on a new computer :angryfire
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Re: Don’t you just hate...

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Dave wrote:The sh!te that is preinstalled on a new computer :angryfire

Nothing is pre-installed on my new computers....

....but then again I build em myself :2up
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Zathos wrote:
Dave wrote:The sh!te that is preinstalled on a new computer :angryfire

Nothing is pre-installed on my new computers....

....but then again I build em myself :2up

Having recently disregarded your building advice...I wonder how your computers hold up :log :log
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Getting a puncture first thing in the morning :(
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Wet dark days (in this case the transition between pitch black the first markings of daylight) where you cant quite see slipy drain covers as well as you could normally..

definatley felt the front wheel move sidweays a touch today :eek
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Wet dark days when you cant see/judge the change/interface between road repairs and run over that smooth sealant that is used in the tar joint
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The pain in the end of yer fingers as they start to thaw out:/ oh an trying to find yer chipolata when yer freezing, yer fingers are numb, dying for a piss and yer todger has turned in to a walnut whip!
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BIGSTEVE wrote:The pain in the end of yer fingers as they start to thaw out:/ oh an trying to find yer chipolata when yer freezing, yer fingers are numb, dying for a piss and yer todger has turned in to a walnut whip!
TMI Steve. Please never let me have that image AGAIN!! :nono
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BIGSTEVE wrote:The pain in the end of yer fingers as they start to thaw out:/ oh an trying to find yer chipolata when yer freezing, yer fingers are numb, dying for a piss and yer todger has turned in to a walnut whip!
Or if you have stop out in the sticks for a leak and the wee man struggles to get past all the gear n thermals.
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Zathos wrote:
Dave wrote:The sh!te that is preinstalled on a new computer :angryfire

Nothing is pre-installed on my new computers....

....but then again I build em myself :2up

The only way really
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kayaksteph wrote:
BIGSTEVE wrote:The pain in the end of yer fingers as they start to thaw out:/ oh an trying to find yer chipolata when yer freezing, yer fingers are numb, dying for a piss and yer todger has turned in to a walnut whip!
TMI Steve. Please never let me have that image AGAIN!! :nono
Stop looking then....... ;)
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When your changing into neutral and a car decides to hit your right leg and you and your bike fall onto his car. And I know none of you will care but I'm fine, and so is my bike. Also standard steel levers make a nice mark on red cars :log
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Big Little Dave wrote:When your changing into neutral and a car decides to hit your right leg and you and your bike fall onto his car. And I know none of you will care but I'm fine, and so is my bike. Also standard steel levers make a nice mark on red cars :log
Glad you're ok mate... I don't know you, so I get to care :P
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Yarek wrote:
Big Little Dave wrote:When your changing into neutral and a car decides to hit your right leg and you and your bike fall onto his car. And I know none of you will care but I'm fine, and so is my bike. Also standard steel levers make a nice mark on red cars :log
Glad you're ok mate... I don't know you, so I get to care :P
Haha cheers pal, most annoying thing was that the guy said he never saw me (despite my hi-vis scott wp jacket) and I hit him apparently. Best of all there was a Polis car behind us and the two cops did nata :angryfire
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:( sh1t one dude! Glad you and the bike are ok and it wasn't any worse!!

As for you "care" comment I think you greatly underestimate the Aberdeen biking community when it comes to its members being safe and well!! :nono :hippy
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Freezing your ring piece off in Aberdeen whilst I'm sitting on the beach at the tip of Borneo, half way through the boars head tour...

http://borneobikingadventures.com/source/?page_id=472/

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Don’t you just hate...
Smart farts posting up about biking holidays :biggrin2
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Dave wrote:
Don’t you just hate...
Smart farts posting up about biking holidays :biggrin2
Like what I did earlier in the year ;)
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Getting your arses whooped on fantasy racing (again).

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Don’t you just hate...

Having to take your hands off your heated gripe to wipe snow off your visor :???
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Dave wrote:
Don’t you just hate...

Having to take your hands off your heated gripe to wipe snow off your visor :???
What's a heated gripe?
:confused
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a warm grump man's opinion,.....think santa on a bad day!
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Uff. Could have used some heated everything on my way to and from strathdon the other day. ruddy snow ruining my mini break...
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