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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Gazza » Mon Feb 29, 2016 12:02 pm

Moaning bast@rds...

Has anyone else noticed that there are 28 pages on this thread and only 7 on the 'Don't you just love' thread.

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by robertjt » Mon Feb 29, 2016 5:02 pm

You just took it to 28.

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Gazza » Mon Feb 29, 2016 11:17 pm

robertjt wrote:You just took it to 28.
I know. I had to go back an edit my text. :log

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Zathos » Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:05 pm

Spring colds......

....just as the weather starts improving you come down with a stinking head cold.

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by al » Thu Mar 03, 2016 2:21 pm

Zathos wrote:Spring colds......

....just as the weather starts improving you come down with a stinking head cold.
There is a cracker doing the rounds at the moment. I even had to take a couple of days off work with it!

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian).

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Feckdeamon » Tue May 10, 2016 9:39 pm

When it's a nice day, all you can hear is bikes howling around, and your bike is in bits in the garage waiting for parts... :(

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Dave » Wed May 11, 2016 8:29 am

Feckdeamon wrote:When it's a nice day, all you can hear is bikes howling around, and your bike is in bits in the garage waiting for parts... :(
I don't know what you are going on about, I was on my bike yesterday, and today :biggrin2 :biggrin2

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Dave » Tue May 17, 2016 7:38 pm

Getting a fly (or something else that is alive) inside your lid :???

I had to stop the bike tonight, to free that wriggling creature

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by willian » Tue May 17, 2016 8:32 pm

Dave wrote:Getting a fly (or something else that is alive) inside your lid :???

I had to stop the bike tonight, to free that wriggling creature
At least it wasn't an unhappy wasp :eek

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by Dave » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:03 am

Bloody new phones and their predictive tents

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Re: Don’t you just hate...

Post by willian » Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:49 pm

Dave wrote:Bloody new phones and their predictive tents

Surely Samsung don't supply phones in clear plastic freezer bags like you had yours in the other day? :eek

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by Dave » Fri Feb 17, 2017 1:26 pm

Don't you just hate...
I hate it when the mirrors start to mist up.
Often that indicates very cold air with the potential of ice on the ground, which this morning there was :???

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by al » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:01 am

Hayfever and the side effects!

After over a week of suffering with this seasons pollen I now have an inner ear problem caused, I think, by congestion as a result of hayfever. I can only just walk so after a relativly unblemished record of bike use over the winter I cannot ride now that the nice weather is with us! :angryfire

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by RK6 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:26 am

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:Hayfever and the side effects!

After over a week of suffering with this seasons pollen I now have an inner ear problem caused, I think, by congestion as a result of hayfever. I can only just walk so after a relativly unblemished record of bike use over the winter I cannot ride now that the nice weather is with us! :angryfire
That sounds rubbish! GWS Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian). :hippy

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by Gazza » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:55 am

Lazy fuckwits that stand still on an escalator. Particularly when they are so dumb as to block both sides.

Even worse, when they do so on a travelator. I mean, how lazy do you have to be when even walking is too much FFS!

In Malaysia right now and >95% stand f*cking still. If there's stairs I take them. One day I'll hit the emergency stop :biggrin2

Arrrrrrrrrgh!

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by Gazza » Tue Apr 18, 2017 2:43 am

Predominantly In Asia:

Those people that like to share their arse cleaning experience with the cubicle next door by spraying gallons of water from the bidet hose in every direction possible. You look like you've been walking in long wet grass when you leave.

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by Dave » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:50 pm

Don't you just hate...
...scrapping a covering of hail off your bike seat before riding off

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by Dave » Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:00 pm

Don't you just hate...
...nipping out on the bike at lunchtime, and the rain is p1ssing down :???

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by haiax0 » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:34 pm

Don't you just hate...
That I wont get to see some of Dave's best and worst patter on this thread anymore... :( :( :(

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Re: Don't you just hate...

Post by Coully » Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:36 pm

:( :( :( too true

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