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Beach Club !

beware flip flops wi shavers . . . . :oops
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airwave wrote:Beach Club !

beware flip flops wi shavers . . . . :oops
I am a gold card member at the beach club. I know not to let anyone near me with a razor. :nono
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airwave wrote:
Image

Definitely the Hulk. :log
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not my best side !
or the best light . . . . :roll
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:confused Where is his right hand :hippy
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Holding onto the 'bit of stuffs' baz. :biggrin2
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and the 'bit of stuffs' ?
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how hard was he/she squeezing?
how fast was my head shaking?
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oh ma heed, spent about 30 mins doing this. Window cleaner turned up and i just about fell over when i opened the door.

hahaha, ow

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:log :log :log
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Nice one Lynners!! :log :log :log

Although, I think it is an improvement. :arse

Come on, whos next!!
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Lynners wrote:oh ma heed, spent about 30 mins doing this. Window cleaner turned up and i just about fell over when i opened the door.

hahaha, ow

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So this is what you look like in the mornings :log :log ;)
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airwave wrote:Image
Unreal! :worthy

The AberdeenJowelers have went global :log

Strangely enough, the ladyboy doesn't even look phased by the fact that you're morphing into the Hulk for a few seconds! :eek
Lynners wrote:Image
It does get pretty sore after the first few, feels like your gonna pass out! :eek

Reckon the pain was worth it though!

Window cleaners face must of been a picture!

Cracking Jowel! :freebird
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Post by Akrapovic »

Anymore for anymore!!

I have a suggestion Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian), why dont you make it a requisite for all new members, that they must Jowel for their first post??

What do you say?? :biggrin2
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A've got a medical excuse no tae dae it. A hud heid injuries a few year ago from 7 concussions in 2 seasons o american fitba and if a turn me heid too fast a'll fall ower and crack ma heid open.



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Awright, changed ma mind. But ye were aw right, it dis gie ye a right sare heid! A felt like boakin efter doin it...
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Ronz wrote:Awright, changed ma mind. But ye were aw right, it dis gie ye a right sare heid! A felt like boakin efter doin it...
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Keep the helmet on mate :biggrin2
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Graeme wrote:Keep the helmet on mate :biggrin2
Ta muchly :stick
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Ronz wrote:
Graeme wrote:Keep the helmet on mate :biggrin2
Ta muchly :stick
Ye I saw him tonight, keep the helmet on Ronz :log :log :log
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:cry2
lookin at it again it looks like a wis well hittin aff the rev limiter in that wan :log
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Ronz wrote::cry2
lookin at it again it looks like a wis well hittin aff the rev limiter in that wan :log
jpm - jowels per minute

:arse
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Graeme wrote:
Ronz wrote::cry2
lookin at it again it looks like a wis well hittin aff the rev limiter in that wan :log
jpm - jowels per minute

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sat here for around half hour doing it, 4 times kept pressiing the wrong button on camera, i now have a thumping headache, green and yellow spots in front of my eyes, face like a halloween cake, feeling dizzy and sick!!.......and still no friggin picture :angryfire

daughter come in as i was doin it. "dad what ye doin?" :oops ....em there was a fly buzzin round my head and i was trying to get rid o it..."dad?"...yeah what?......."why the camera?"...............em...goto yer bed!! :oops
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huffanpuff wrote:sat here for around half hour doing it, 4 times kept pressiing the wrong button on camera, i now have a thumping headache, green and yellow spots in front of my eyes, face like a halloween cake, feeling dizzy and sick!!.......and still no friggin picture :angryfire

daughter come in as i was doin it. "dad what ye doin?" :oops ....em there was a fly buzzin round my head and i was trying to get rid o it..."dad?"...yeah what?......."why the camera?"...............em...goto yer bed!! :oops

:log :log :log
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Remember to switch the flash on if your struggling to get a clear picture! :2up
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