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Akrapovic
ZZR1400.....Just like a Golf
Posts: 1971 Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:37 am
Current Ride: ZX10R and MT-10.
Location: Either grafting, down the pub, being a hermit or at a track-day.
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by Akrapovic » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:01 am
McWullie wrote: The air temperature guage on your bike saying -2 Dec
2nd of December??
fazermal
Always ahead of Trouble
Posts: 745 Joined: Tue Jun 17, 2003 9:22 pm
Current Ride: KTM Tangerine Twin Yamaha XT 660 X (recovered by the Dohnut munchers)
Location: Slip sliding on the chuckies
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by fazermal » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:57 am
when your mum says if you dont behave santa wont bring you any pressies, i'm 46 ffs
Cossackmannie
Indeed!
Posts: 114 Joined: Thu May 01, 2003 10:25 am
Current Ride: 1979 DT175MX 1987 Big Mans Wanger K75S 1981 GP100 2005 Jianshe JC90 Dax copy with Lifan 125 motor
Location: In the garage, looking for that 2.65 valve shim I just dropped..
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by Cossackmannie » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:25 pm
When your finger(s) go through the paper..........stops you bitin' yer nails though
McWullie
Armchair Biker
Posts: 404 Joined: Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:15 am
Current Ride: Santa Cruz Chameleon
Location: running away from Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian)
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by McWullie » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:44 pm
Akrapovic wrote: McWullie wrote: The air temperature guage on your bike saying -2 Dec
2nd of December??
Sorry meant to say -2 DegC Hope that makes sense??
Akrapovic
ZZR1400.....Just like a Golf
Posts: 1971 Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:37 am
Current Ride: ZX10R and MT-10.
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by Akrapovic » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:02 pm
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
Posts: 2160 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 am
Current Ride: Big sensible pretty bikes with big smooth tyres, Small bikes with small lumpy tyres and a truck with HUGE lumpy tyres !
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by Dave » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:49 pm
Inappropriate use of the word "biker", when the scumbag press really mean "thug"
"Biker drove through kids playing in lunch break"
The "biker" in question has no interest in bikes, or no respect for members of the public.
He is a yob, a ned, a drain on society, and should be dealt with appropriately.
huffanpuff
Scary biscuits
Posts: 178 Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:42 pm
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by huffanpuff » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:52 pm
Dave wrote:
Inappropriate use of the word "biker", when the scumbag press really mean "thug"
"Biker drove through kids playing in lunch break"
The "biker" in question has no interest in bikes, or no respect for members of the public.
He is a yob, a ned, a drain on society, and should be dealt with appropriately.
yeah short rope and high tree!!!!!!!
meepmeep
Mass Debater
Posts: 225 Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:06 pm
Current Ride: ι ∂ση'Ñ‚ ¢αÑÑ” ωнαт уσυ тнιηк αѕ ℓσηg αѕ ιт'Ñ• αвσυт мє
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by meepmeep » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:35 pm
Dave wrote:
Inappropriate use of the word "biker", when the scumbag press really mean "thug"
"Biker drove through kids playing in lunch break"
The "biker" in question has no interest in bikes, or no respect for members of the public.
He is a yob, a ned, a drain on society, and should be dealt with appropriately.
Just another blight on Aberdeen, thank fck i moved to the shire. The city is fast becoming a sh1t hole.
Very, very sad. Been in abdn for 35+ years, what a terrible change in the city
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
Posts: 2160 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 am
Current Ride: Big sensible pretty bikes with big smooth tyres, Small bikes with small lumpy tyres and a truck with HUGE lumpy tyres !
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by Dave » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:03 am
Walking over your gravel/chuckie driveway and you hear no noise, because the whole thing is frozen solid
meepmeep
Mass Debater
Posts: 225 Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:06 pm
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by meepmeep » Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:54 am
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
Posts: 2160 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 am
Current Ride: Big sensible pretty bikes with big smooth tyres, Small bikes with small lumpy tyres and a truck with HUGE lumpy tyres !
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by Dave » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:20 pm
huffanpuff wrote:
yeah short rope and high tree!!!!!!!
Sounds like a grand plan
Crazy Turbo Beast
Chopper
Posts: 202 Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:28 pm
Current Ride: Honda CBR600RR
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by Crazy Turbo Beast » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:05 pm
De-icing the car in the morning.
Traffic.
Not having time to store the bike properly.
Storing the bike cos its winter.
Ronz
Dummy Spitter
Posts: 202 Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:54 pm
Current Ride: 2010 Triumph SpeedMonster
Location: F*ck Off, I'm from Cumnock!
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by Ronz » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:27 pm
... coming out of Shepherd's Rest to find your bike covered in sparkly frost...
Dozer
Tube steak
Posts: 70 Joined: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:19 pm
Current Ride: *04 Giant XTC4 MTB *10 Mooshed Ford Fiesta... grr
Location: Down a hill in Cove
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by Dozer » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:34 am
Ronz wrote: ... coming out of Shepherd's Rest to find your bike covered in sparkly frost...
Pwiddy!
It's worse when you come out of work to find the hydraulic brakes on your mountain bike won't work coz they're frozen
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
Posts: 2160 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 am
Current Ride: Big sensible pretty bikes with big smooth tyres, Small bikes with small lumpy tyres and a truck with HUGE lumpy tyres !
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by Dave » Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:35 pm
CBRXX
Tank Slapper
Posts: 698 Joined: Wed May 04, 2005 11:13 pm
Current Ride: decisions decisions
Location: almost there
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by CBRXX » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:09 pm
Getting sensible in your old age and thinkin fcuk this I'm taking the car to work
airwave
Tank Slapper
Posts: 690 Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:06 pm
Current Ride: Yam MT10, 'Rox Scoota (currently on trailer of shame, still leaking oil . . from somewhere internal . .
Location: Stoney (sometimes)
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by airwave » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:32 pm
Signing off the year end accounts and getting to see how much you have to pay HM treasury to keep all the wee neds in the style thay are accustomed to . . . .
Akrapovic
ZZR1400.....Just like a Golf
Posts: 1971 Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:37 am
Current Ride: ZX10R and MT-10.
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by Akrapovic » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:28 pm
When you go out and wash the motor and it starts pi5hin down.
CBRXX
Tank Slapper
Posts: 698 Joined: Wed May 04, 2005 11:13 pm
Current Ride: decisions decisions
Location: almost there
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by CBRXX » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:41 pm
airwave wrote: Signing off the year end accounts and getting to see how much you have to pay HM treasury to keep all the wee neds in the style thay are accustomed to . . . .
I can asure you having it broken down and shown to you every month doesn't help
Zax
Derren Brown
Posts: 1443 Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 6:48 pm
Location: Out in the boonies
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by Zax » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:43 pm
Having to pay the Norwegian Government an additional £1500 in Tax (I got a demand through the post
)
Dozer
Tube steak
Posts: 70 Joined: Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:19 pm
Current Ride: *04 Giant XTC4 MTB *10 Mooshed Ford Fiesta... grr
Location: Down a hill in Cove
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by Dozer » Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:49 pm
Alco-plops the morning after the night before...
Ronz
Dummy Spitter
Posts: 202 Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:54 pm
Current Ride: 2010 Triumph SpeedMonster
Location: F*ck Off, I'm from Cumnock!
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by Ronz » Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:49 pm
When the site changes making it aw hard to read and annoyin and stuff...
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
Posts: 2160 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 am
Current Ride: Big sensible pretty bikes with big smooth tyres, Small bikes with small lumpy tyres and a truck with HUGE lumpy tyres !
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by Dave » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:58 pm
blackstorm wrote: Getting sensible in your old age and thinkin fcuk this I'm taking the car to work
Hope that doesn’t happen to me !!
Just had a week in the car, used the bike yesterday and still preferred riding thru the freezing fog at 10pm with my visor up so I could see, rather than being in the car.
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
Posts: 2160 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 am
Current Ride: Big sensible pretty bikes with big smooth tyres, Small bikes with small lumpy tyres and a truck with HUGE lumpy tyres !
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by Dave » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:02 pm
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
Posts: 2160 Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 am
Current Ride: Big sensible pretty bikes with big smooth tyres, Small bikes with small lumpy tyres and a truck with HUGE lumpy tyres !
Location: Red Dwarf
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by Dave » Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:06 pm
Noticing a typing mistake, just after hitting the ‘submit’ button