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airwave
Tank Slapper
Posts: 690Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:06 pmCurrent Ride: Yam MT10, 'Rox Scoota (currently on trailer of shame, still leaking oil . . from somewhere internal . .Location: Stoney (sometimes)
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by airwave Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:06 pm
Aberdeen has some very considerate drivers, I do maybe 15% of my driving there (well, in the UK)
I travel, I learn, there is absolutely nothing in Aberdeen (Driving wise) that will ever get me wound up.
I can tell by the frequency that people honk their horns at me and the fist waving directed in my direction that I am alone in that calm. (must be angry Aberdeen drivers
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Really, chill out people (and get the ferk out of my WAY !)
tounge firmly in cheek
leefaewoodhead
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Posts: 15Joined: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:57 pmCurrent Ride: yzf r6r, r1150gsLocation: fyvie o
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by leefaewoodhead Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:46 am
when you fail module2 motorbike test in near freezing conditions
never mind retest on friday afternoon wish me luck
JTC
Cumpy Grunt
Posts: 143Joined: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:51 pmCurrent Ride: ~~~~~~~Location: Sunny Banchory
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by JTC Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:48 am
welcome and good luck
leefaewoodhead
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by leefaewoodhead Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:55 am
thanks and hello all by the way
hoping the farce will be with me on friday
weekend ride would be good
RK6
Would you like a mushroom?
Posts: 1508Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:30 pmCurrent Ride: Hypermotard SPLocation: Aberdeen
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by RK6 Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:03 pm
Welcome aboard & good luck with your test.
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
Posts: 2160Joined: Fri Dec 12, 2003 8:24 amCurrent Ride: Big sensible pretty bikes with big smooth tyres,Location: Red Dwarf
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by Dave Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:02 pm
Dave wrote:
Don’t you just hate...
thinking that last nights warm weather and rain would have turned the ice around my house and driveway into slush....
...but NO...
...its as feck!ng slippery as a wet octopus covered in baby oil before being served in Jimmy Chungs
brooner
Mr Lobsterfish
Posts: 157Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:32 pmCurrent Ride: StigBikeLocation: Across the road from Dickie
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by brooner Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:52 pm
Dave wrote: ... before being served in Jimmy Chungs
It would certainly be oily then!
BIGSTEVE
I can't believe it's not crotchbutter
Posts: 304Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:21 pmCurrent Ride: Rocket 3 RoadsterLocation: Brig o doom
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by BIGSTEVE Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:55 pm
Jimmy Chung special = Gastroenteritis
JTC
Cumpy Grunt
Posts: 143Joined: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:51 pmCurrent Ride: ~~~~~~~Location: Sunny Banchory
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by JTC Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:57 pm
BIGSTEVE wrote: Jimmy Chung special = Gastroenteritis
Aye but fine and handy of you're feeling a bit bunged up
BIGSTEVE
I can't believe it's not crotchbutter
Posts: 304Joined: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:21 pmCurrent Ride: Rocket 3 RoadsterLocation: Brig o doom
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by BIGSTEVE Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:58 pm
JTC wrote: BIGSTEVE wrote: Jimmy Chung special = Gastroenteritis
Aye but fine and handy of you're feeling a bit bunged up
I'll remember that next time I get constapated! Or just down 4 espresso's
Ronz
Dummy Spitter
Posts: 202Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:54 pmCurrent Ride: 2010 Triumph SpeedMonsterLocation: F*ck Off, I'm from Cumnock!
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by Ronz Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:08 pm
Christ all I've ever had in that place is coffee and even that was manky!
Zathos
Mr Magpie
Posts: 3161Joined: Sun Apr 27, 2003 10:46 pmCurrent Ride: Aprilia Tuono Factory RLocation: Everywhere & Nowhere
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by Zathos Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:21 am
All you can eat for not much cash....
...if it sounds too good to be true
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
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by Dave Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:36 am
JTC wrote: BIGSTEVE wrote: Jimmy Chung special = Gastroenteritis
Aye but fine and handy of you're feeling a bit bunged up
should that not be "Chunged up"
brooner
Mr Lobsterfish
Posts: 157Joined: Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:32 pmCurrent Ride: StigBikeLocation: Across the road from Dickie
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by brooner Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:08 am
Dave wrote: JTC wrote: BIGSTEVE wrote: Jimmy Chung special = Gastroenteritis
Aye but fine and handy of you're feeling a bit bunged up
should that not be "Chunged up"
Until you get home, then its "Chunged Out"
meepmeep
Mass Debater
Posts: 225Joined: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:06 pmCurrent Ride: ι ∂ση'Ñ‚ ¢αÑÑ” ωнαт уσυ тнιηк αѕ ℓσηg αѕ ιт'Ñ• αвσυт мєLocation: тнє ѕтι¢кѕ
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by meepmeep Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:36 pm
People who put KR instead of Kind Regards.
wtf is the world coming to?
saoralba
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by saoralba Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:00 pm
The roadworks on Wellington Road.
RK6
Would you like a mushroom?
Posts: 1508Joined: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:30 pmCurrent Ride: Hypermotard SPLocation: Aberdeen
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by RK6 Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:23 pm
saoralba wrote: The roadworks on Wellington Road.
It took me well over an hour to get from Bridge of Don to Blackness road this morning.
Dave
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by Dave Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:37 pm
Dave
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by Dave Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:28 pm
the day after having a Thai red curry, when the chief used lots of fresh red chillies
airwave
Tank Slapper
Posts: 690Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:06 pmCurrent Ride: Yam MT10, 'Rox Scoota (currently on trailer of shame, still leaking oil . . from somewhere internal . .Location: Stoney (sometimes)
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by airwave Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:23 pm
Dave wrote: the day after having a Thai red curry, when the chief used lots of fresh red chillies
Forgetting to put the dunnie paper in the freezer ?
Schoolboy error.
kayaksteph
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Posts: 22Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 amCurrent Ride: Street Triple R
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by kayaksteph Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:01 am
The Rossi Kid
Make way for Noddy
Posts: 1765Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2004 3:08 pmLocation: For you to know and me to find out
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by The Rossi Kid Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:33 am
Shoite!!! You ok?
kayaksteph
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Posts: 22Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:51 amCurrent Ride: Street Triple R
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by kayaksteph Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:22 pm
The Rossi Kid wrote: Shoite!!! You ok?
Yeah im ok, just very sore. Still to visit the nice A&E people.
Dave
Enjoys a nice shaft!
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by Dave Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:07 pm
kayaksteph wrote: The Rossi Kid wrote: Shoite!!! You ok?
Yeah im ok, just very sore. Still to visit the nice A&E people.
Crazy Turbo Beast
Chopper
Posts: 202Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:28 pmCurrent Ride: Honda CBR600RR
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by Crazy Turbo Beast Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:40 am
The way everybody drives in Baku.
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