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Re: Joweling
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:02 am
by airwave
Beach Club !
beware flip flops wi shavers . . . .

Re: Joweling
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:11 am
by MuffMutt
airwave wrote:Beach Club !
beware flip flops wi shavers . . . .

I am a gold card member at the beach club. I know not to let anyone near me with a razor.

Re: Joweling
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:17 am
by Gazza
airwave wrote:
Definitely the Hulk.

Re: Joweling
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:28 am
by airwave
not my best side !
or the best light . . . .

Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:36 pm
by IZINBARD

Where is his right hand

Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:40 pm
by Coddy
Holding onto the 'bit of stuffs' baz.

Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 3:59 pm
by IZINBARD
and the 'bit of stuffs' ?
Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:29 pm
by airwave
how hard was he/she squeezing?
how fast was my head shaking?
Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:52 pm
by Lynners
oh ma heed, spent about 30 mins doing this. Window cleaner turned up and i just about fell over when i opened the door.
hahaha, ow

Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:59 pm
by malphesius
Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:54 pm
by Akrapovic
Nice one Lynners!!
Although, I think it is an improvement.
Come on, whos next!!
Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:03 pm
by zippy
Lynners wrote:oh ma heed, spent about 30 mins doing this. Window cleaner turned up and i just about fell over when i opened the door.
hahaha, ow

So this is what you look like in the mornings

Re: Joweling
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:26 am
by RK6
airwave wrote:
Unreal!
The AberdeenJowelers have went global
Strangely enough, the ladyboy doesn't even look phased by the fact that you're morphing into the Hulk for a few seconds!
Lynners wrote:
It does get pretty sore after the first few, feels like your gonna pass out!
Reckon the pain was worth it though!
Window cleaners face must of been a picture!
Cracking Jowel!

Re: Joweling
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:48 pm
by Akrapovic
Anymore for anymore!!
I have a suggestion Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian), why dont you make it a requisite for all new members, that they must Jowel for their first post??
What do you say??

Re: Joweling
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:38 pm
by Ronz
A've got a medical excuse no tae dae it. A hud heid injuries a few year ago from 7 concussions in 2 seasons o american fitba and if a turn me heid too fast a'll fall ower and crack ma heid open.
Honest

Re: Joweling
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:41 pm
by Ronz
Awright, changed ma mind. But ye were aw right, it dis gie ye a right sare heid! A felt like boakin efter doin it...

Re: Joweling
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:20 pm
by Graeme
Ronz wrote:Awright, changed ma mind. But ye were aw right, it dis gie ye a right sare heid! A felt like boakin efter doin it...

Keep the helmet on mate

Re: Joweling
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:49 pm
by Ronz
Graeme wrote:Keep the helmet on mate

Ta muchly

Re: Joweling
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:07 pm
by Hagar
Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:55 pm
by Ronz
lookin at it again it looks like a wis well hittin aff the rev limiter in that wan

Re: Joweling
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:30 pm
by Graeme
Ronz wrote:
lookin at it again it looks like a wis well hittin aff the rev limiter in that wan

jpm - jowels per minute

Re: Joweling
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:44 pm
by Ronz
Re: Joweling
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:32 pm
by huffanpuff
sat here for around half hour doing it, 4 times kept pressiing the wrong button on camera, i now have a thumping headache, green and yellow spots in front of my eyes, face like a halloween cake, feeling dizzy and sick!!.......and still no friggin picture
daughter come in as i was doin it. "dad what ye doin?"

....em there was a fly buzzin round my head and i was trying to get rid o it..."dad?"...yeah what?......."why the camera?"...............em...goto yer bed!!

Re: Joweling
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:05 pm
by alison
Re: Joweling
Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:33 pm
by RK6
Remember to switch the flash on if your struggling to get a clear picture!
