AberdeenBikers

Dave wrote:

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:Locking up your wheel would be viewed as a loss of control ...... unless you meant it in which case it would be cool!

What sort of padlock do you need to look cool when locking up your wheel

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:Did you see them turning green so had some sort of idea how long they had been green? If you were approaching them at green already then it is only natural to anticipate that they could change at any moment so you prepare for that eventuality. I guess all those ££'s of lessons haven't really paid off or did you do those out on country roads where you assume the dangers are greater?

Folk seem to get lulled into a false sense of security riding in town as the speeds are lower but there are so many more things to be watching out for and other road users you are exposed to more danger. We really need to be looking out for our selves and not expect other road users to do that for us so don't go putting yourself in danger then blaming someone else.

If you weren't able to stop in time when the vehicle in front hit the anchors then you were riding too close. End of story, regardless of what they were stopping for.

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian).

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:But isn't filtering fun when you're in the mood!

Dave wrote:

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:Locking up your wheel would be viewed as a loss of control ...... unless you meant it in which case it would be cool!

What sort of padlock do you need to look cool when locking up your wheel

Ratz wrote:

Dave wrote:

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:Locking up your wheel would be viewed as a loss of control ...... unless you meant it in which case it would be cool!

What sort of padlock do you need to look cool when locking up your wheel

glittery pink one for him i think

Space Invader wrote:Don't you just hate......

When you've just spent 2 hours putting together the worlds most complicated piece of flatpack furniture, fighting off an Irish setter puppy who thinks you're sitting on the floor to play, and then putting the final side on to complete it, only to have two dogs careering round the living room, and stupid face failing to make the final bend, and doing a pretty good impression of Sonic the hedgehog, right into the thing, reducing it back to it's component parts.
(Without unscrewing the fittings)

That'll be a big tube of wood filler I'm going out for then.....

I know a Korean that will give your dogs a nice home

Space Invader wrote:

I know a Korean that will give your dogs a nice home

Burger wrote:

Space Invader wrote:

I know a Korean that will give your dogs a nice home

He doesn't home them he just "Woks" them.....

Dave wrote:Not having your ear plugs fitted when you have a pillion crying and shouting, just like little 5 year girls that have had the favourite doll snatched out of there hands by a pit bull and shaken until their head falls off (the doll’s that is).

My hearing will never be the same

Ratz wrote:

Dave wrote:Not having your ear plugs fitted when you have a pillion crying and shouting, just like little 5 year girls that have had the favourite doll snatched out of there hands by a pit bull and shaken until their head falls off (the doll’s that is).

My hearing will never be the same

thats not a nice way to talk about giving neorion a backie!

touch my botty

Neorion wrote:I eat pitbulls that steal my dolls

Dave wrote:

Neorion wrote:I eat pitbulls that steal my dolls

you must eat a lot of them, going by the compression my bike's rear suspension received the other day

But no shouting and screaming...unless you were stifling it

Neorion wrote:knee AND the shoulder.

Thats 20 bonus points