AberdeenBikers

Being on the bike again after using the car for a week

Waking up, phoning in sick and going back to sleep

Ronz wrote:Waking up, phoning in sick and going back to sleep

Staffy!

Big Kneed Al (master of the emergency stop & "stand up" comedian) wrote:

Ronz wrote:Waking up, phoning in sick and going back to sleep

Staffy!

Didn't get up until 1230

The day you come back onshore!!

Taking the long way home from work on a sunny evening, hold on i'm dreaming again!

Getting back on the bike after 3 weeks work and within 20 minutes getting tooted at from some moody crow cause you filtered past her at the lights! F*ck ye!

Snow

(but not when I am on the bike)

Sitting in a restaurant hearing about how good one's rat on a stick tastes

Lynners wrote:Sitting in a restaurant hearing about how good one's rat on a stick tastes

There is nothing wrong with rat, as long as it is cooked OK.

Going to a restaurant, with my kids and another family, getting two tables apart (that was all they had, what a shame ), locating the kids on one table, out of our earshot

Getting on the bike after a missing a couple of weeks.

Yes it was icy.

Yes I had a draught coming under my lid causing the left side of my face to freeze , but that did keep that side of the visor clear .

Yes my finger tips were getting cold, the heated grips kept my palms hot but for the first time I was feeling the cold.


And YES, YES, oh YES it was great.

Wearing only one layer of clothes and thin gloves again while riding the bike .Stroll on spring , summer and Autumn

SPOOKY CLOWN wrote:Wearing only one layer of clothes and thin gloves again while riding the bike .Stroll on spring , summer and Autumn

I am loving this one as well

DRY ROADS

When you have had a full day on the bike with a few mates, you get home and are so exhausted, you can't even be bothered to boot the dog on the way through the door...

... summer is almost here

When you get a trickle of electrickery up your arm when testing is there is a current getting to the spark plug


At the weekend I was trying to start my old rotavator.
New fuel in, but the bugger was not keen to start and no sign of life.

So, the easiest check to do was to lift of the spark plug lead and see if there was a current getting to the plug.
The lead wasn’t the longest, and in the process of standing with one foot on a wheel and pulling the starting cord with my left hand, I successfully managed to get that tingling sensation running up my right arm of the electrickery liking me more than the spark plug

Doing your first trackday and LOVED IT!!!!!

Yup, theres going to be a few changes in the fleet..........

Dave wrote:Don’t you just love...

You know, that “fcuking yeh” feeling that puts a smile on your face.

Corners

say no more

Passing a motorcycle parking bay with a car in it, then deciding that you will block that car in, go for a soft drink and wait within sight of your bike hoping that the driver will return and be inconvenienced by being blocked in

Somebody getting out their car at the lights to bawl and shout because you managed to squeeze through the gap they tried to close, and then suddenly realising the "Fukcing pr1ck" with the addition of a lid c/w black visor, is 6 foot 7 tall, and armour plated..

And they can't see your eyes (The best bit!) but the look on theirs is priceless....

Space Invader wrote:Somebody getting out their car at the lights to bawl and shout because you managed to squeeze through the gap they tried to close, and then suddenly realising the "Fukcing pr1ck" with the addition of a lid c/w black visor, is 6 foot 7 tall, and armour plated..

And they can't see your eyes (The best bit!) but the look on theirs is priceless....

6'7" bet getting leathers is fun, and expensive!!!

bet your happy sacks aint armoured.... fight dirty against the odds, sod gentlemens rules!

chuckle

Dave wrote:Don’t you just love...

You know, that “fcuking yeh” feeling that puts a smile on your face.

First impression of my ride on the Suzuki GSX-R1000

Big grin or what as I was a straight line super powered riding god

Monty Python

Woke up in a foul mood today, accidently hit 'Monty Python sings' on the stereo and within 30 secs all is well with the world....


.....all together now...."always look on the bright side of life".....




You can't help but smile

it when your supposed to be offshore yesterday but you get bumped till the monday! Yay!