Keep your nipples clean

[Lynners]

Wash your nipples lots or they'll get scabby That's what i was told tonight.

I wished I'd recorded the whole conversation, quote after quote after quote. Then Dickie turns up and give me wood

Anyway, the nipples on yer calipers, go out n clean them cos it'll be a c*nt when you need to bleed them.

Dooooooooooooo it

[Snoop]

Don,t think I know you well enough to comment on your nipples,

[RK6]

Tut tut Lynne, I thought you were clean. . . Obviously not!

Scabby, minging, crusty oozing nipples!

Not soo good

Whatever happened to easy access? Your nip's are pretty hard to get at!

[Toonser]

Don,t think I know you well enough to comment on your nipples,

I've been told they're made from solid oak and require quarterly varnishing

[Lynners]

Worst of all was when the neighbours heard you say......in your baby voice.....'come on nipples you can move, nice little nipples' haha funny looks ahoy!!

Anyway, job not done cos i was scared my nipples would snap off and i wouldn't be able to ride him at all so i'll buy some new ones first just incase

[RK6]