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Helmet off

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:30 pm
by Rc8 mark
Made a stop at sainsbury petrol station at garthdee last Sunday on my way to bike show. Put nozzle in tank and got the announcement to take my helmet off. I have a schuberth flip face and it was open so I looked at him and raised my arms as if to say what the fook and he announced again so I threw nozzle down and gave him a few hand gestures and went across the road to asda and filled up without Even lifting my flip front. Sainesbury won't be getting anymore of my business be it shopping or fuel for car or bike.

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:19 am
by willian
Rc8 mark wrote:Made a stop at sainsbury petrol station at garthdee last Sunday on my way to bike show. Put nozzle in tank and got the announcement to take my helmet off. I have a schuberth flip face and it was open so I looked at him and raised my arms as if to say what the fook and he announced again so I threw nozzle down and gave him a few hand gestures and went across the road to asda and filled up without Even lifting my flip front. Sainesbury won't be getting anymore of my business be it shopping or fuel for car or bike.

Good for you, I'd do the same if presented with the same scenario, I also have the Schuberth lid.

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 1:53 am
by Gazza
Go back there to refuel next time. When asked, take off the helmet.

Underneath the helmet, make sure you're wearing a burka or niqab. :log

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:27 am
by Myxomatosis
Not had that in Aberdeen yet but my helmet doesn't flip up so I tend to take it off. Tesco pay at pump is the way to go, they don't care.

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:41 am
by Dave
Gazza wrote:Go back there to refuel next time. When asked, take off the helmet.

Underneath the helmet, make sure you're wearing a burka or nicab. :log

not a bad idea :2up

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:40 am
by Gazza
After legally filling your tank with said burka on, go and pay your bill with a bagful of coins. Whilst there are limits to what is acceptable as legal tender, you can do the first £10 quid in 20p pieces and the rest with £1 coins. In fact you can pay any amount you like with £1 coins.

http://www.royalmint.com/aboutus/polici ... guidelines

Let's say the bill is £20. Empty the bag over the desk - £9.60 worth of 20p's and £10 of £1 coins. When they've counted it all out and tell you you're 40p short. Smile, apologise and give them your credit card. Collect up said coins for future use, cheerfully tell them to have a nice day and you'll see them next week. :cool

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:23 am
by KoDen
Gazza wrote:After legally filling your tank with said burka on, go and pay your bill with a bagful of coins. Whilst there are limits to what is acceptable as legal tender, you can do the first £10 quid in 20p pieces and the rest with £1 coins. In fact you can pay any amount you like with £1 coins.

http://www.royalmint.com/aboutus/polici ... guidelines

Let's say the bill is £20. Empty the bag over the desk - £9.60 worth of 20p's and £10 of £1 coins. When they've counted it all out and tell you you're 40p short. Smile, apologise and give them your credit card. Collect up said coins for future use, cheerfully tell them to have a nice day and you'll see them next week. :cool
I would go with £5 worth of 5p's, another £5 of 10p's and tenner of 20p's. And take a few coins of each lot.

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 3:54 pm
by aisgsimon
Gazza wrote:Go back there to refuel next time. When asked, take off the helmet.

Underneath the helmet, make sure you're wearing a burka or nicab. :log
Lots of bikers do wear buffs underneath their helmets... :freebird

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:12 pm
by Gazza
aisgsimon wrote:
Gazza wrote:Go back there to refuel next time. When asked, take off the helmet.

Underneath the helmet, make sure you're wearing a burka or nicab. :log
Lots of bikers do wear buffs underneath their helmets... :freebird
Yes, but you'd get asked to remove that too. A burka is allowed to stay on.

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 9:12 am
by Rc8 mark
Where do I get a burka. And do I put a back pack on aswell just to ad to it looking authentic.

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 8:03 am
by Gazza
Rc8 mark wrote:Where do I get a burka. And do I put a back pack on aswell just to ad to it looking authentic.
Here you go. :P

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Niqab-khimar- ... SwnH1WWenU

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 5:00 am
by Akrapovic


Baron Von Grumble tells it like it is.

Well worth a watch.

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:55 am
by Dave
Might be an idea to try some of the tactics I used yesterday, have a look here:

http://www.aberdeenbikers.co.uk/phpBB3/ ... =1&t=25598

Re: Helmet off

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:24 pm
by willian
Not enough people ride bikes to understand the ludicrous recommendations that required by the fuel stations

:angryfire