Last week my bike decided that enough was enough and didn't want to start. At first I thought it was just a dead battery but it wouldn't start after a full charge and it has since killed a brand new battery.
For clarity, it was running very well last week and before you ask, no I haven't fecked it.

R1's are notorious for destroying solenoids so I sourced a new starter relay online but again, it made absolutely no difference. It just keeps cranking for a few seconds before buzzing it's head off so I take the battery out, charge it overnight then rinse and repeat with no luck.
I lost patience on Sunday and attempted jumping it off my car (with the engine off) but it was just cranking constantly without firing up.
Last nights brain fart was that maybe my charger was goosed so I borrowed a mates, charged both batteries, got real excited this evening and BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Same again.
It will however bump start extremely easily which is boggling my fragile little mind.

Does anyone have any idea what could be going on or what I should check next?
I do have a fancy Voltmeter that I picked up a couple years ago but it's basically just an ornament as I can't do anything other than check the voltage drop of a battery with it.
