
Stoner - still useless
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Stoner - still useless
Obviously doesn't have a clue what he's doing. He should give up and go home.


- Dickie
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Re: Stoner - still useless
I'll try that again.
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Re: Stoner - still useless
Aye, quickest in testing.
Wonder if this is having a bit of fun, or have they backed the traction control off.
Wonder if this is having a bit of fun, or have they backed the traction control off.

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Re: Stoner - still useless
Aye his wrist must really be giving him gypp 

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Re: Stoner - still useless
Wish i was as useless as him at going a bike.
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Re: Stoner - still useless
I guess they've added a "tricks" setting to his electronic autopilot. 

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Re: Stoner - still useless
He's texting at the same time. 

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Re: Stoner - still useless
Yeah, totally useless



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Re: Stoner - still useless
judging by the sound it was making doing this, traction control seems to be 'bounce it off the limiter'
well, not quite, it sounds like a cross between letting the revs go up 'till you bounce off the limiter and a MotoX bike accelerating, it's patently allowing wheelspin, but gets the odd bit of grip (hard to explain, sensibly) sounds the berries while he's at it tho.
worth going just to see and hear that. (He was doing the same thing at the corner onto the main straight at Losail)
he may not be the most polite and respectful of racers, but he is just a magician on that bike (you should hear it in Pit Lane with the speed limiter activated, awesome)
well, not quite, it sounds like a cross between letting the revs go up 'till you bounce off the limiter and a MotoX bike accelerating, it's patently allowing wheelspin, but gets the odd bit of grip (hard to explain, sensibly) sounds the berries while he's at it tho.
worth going just to see and hear that. (He was doing the same thing at the corner onto the main straight at Losail)

he may not be the most polite and respectful of racers, but he is just a magician on that bike (you should hear it in Pit Lane with the speed limiter activated, awesome)
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Re: Stoner - still useless
Canny even get his knee doon ffs 

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Re: Stoner - still useless
Looks like he is away to take a shortcut across the grass
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Re: Stoner - still useless
That is more like my sort of route !fazermal wrote:Looks like he is away to take a shortcut across the grass