Don't you just hate...

[Space Invader]

bouncing off the wing mirror, screen, knee, shoulder and a glancing blow off the lid

Why did I just think of Barney the dinosaur?

"Head and shoulders, knees and screen, (Knees and screen)"

That's me with an earworm for the rest of the day, thanks.

[Neorion]

Jesus is my friend

I have a friend in Jesus

There you go thats all better now

[Space Invader]

Jesus is my friend

I have a friend in Jesus

There you go thats all better now

AAAAAAAaaaaRRRRRGGGhhhh!!!

That's it, my mate Walther P. is coming out to play........
Check the P&J tomorrow for an incident at a generic fast food outlet near you.......

[Dave]

bouncing off the wing mirror, screen, knee, shoulder and a glancing blow off the lid

Why did I just think of Barney the dinosaur?

"Head and shoulders, knees and screen, (Knees and screen)"

That's me with an earworm for the rest of the day, thanks.

what

[Space Invader]

Many years ago, my boy got a robotic Barney for his Christmas......

It sang and danced to a heap of Barney crap, including "Head and shoulders, knees and toes" and one about "Do your ears hang low?"

My old dear and I looked at each other on Xmas morning when he started that one....
"Did that thing just sing what I thought it did?"
Yep, mum but it would be easier for the continetal soldier to throw ears over his shoulder opposed to what is going through your head right now.....,

Evil, Evil, little toy, Don't know how the 4 year old managed to put it through a hot wash with a fast spin cycle.....
"Daddy, Barney isn't playing peekaboo anymore"
Heh, Heh........

[Neorion]

The fact you have been looking forward to a 2 up run to knockhill for the classic speed fiar this weekend and the weather is rat poo and now you have to take the car?

bloody country, cant wait to move somewhere warm!

[Dave]

The fact you have been looking forward to a 2 up run to knockhill for the classic speed fiar this weekend and the weather is rat poo and now you have to take the car?

bloody country, cant wait to move somewhere warm!

With biting stinging poisons creepy crawlies


...hang on a bit, that sounds like a few people on this site

[Neorion]

To add to this


Dont you hate the fact the weather report is so wrong you got sunburnt!


Ahh had to laugh, from within the cage.....


I heard the other day that in Oz there are spiders that hide under the toilet seat and bite you WTF?!?!

[Zathos]

I heard the other day that in Oz there are spiders that hide under the toilet seat and bite you WTF?!?!

It's where they bite you that is worrying, blokes realy shouldn't sit down

[Ratz]

I heard the other day that in Oz there are spiders that hide under the toilet seat and bite you WTF?!?!

It's where they bite you that is worrying, blokes realy shouldn't sit down

some of the loos ive used over the years you wouldnt for want of catching something!

hover technique.

[Zathos]

You always remember the first time to walk into a loo and it's a porcelain 'hole in the ground'

After ensuring it isn't a shower and there isn't a 'normal' bog nearbye, 5 mins of careful 'positioning' and wishing like f*ck someone had installed handholds....

....you are still paranoid some item of clothing has been cr*pped in

[Dave]

Looking up a post code on Google maps, use the memory to head in that direction, only to find you end up miles from the intended destination

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&sourc ... 15398&z=13

Point A is the Google map location for PH22 1QU

Point B is the location of Rothiemurchus camp site, my actual destination the other day

What makes it worse, is that you can see the Rothiemurchus camp site from the junction from Nethy Bridge

[Space Invader]

You always remember the first time to walk into a loo and it's a porcelain 'hole in the ground'

<SHUDDERS> With nothing else but a hose, and a brush in a bucket..........
"And where I'm supposed to put that?? Never mind, I just kinda sussed"

[Dave]

You always remember the first time to walk into a loo and it's a porcelain 'hole in the ground'

With nothing else but a hose, and a brush in a bucket..........

brush, bucket and a hose...Luxury that is

[Gazza]

You always remember the first time to walk into a loo and it's a porcelain 'hole in the ground'

After ensuring it isn't a shower and there isn't a 'normal' bog nearbye, 5 mins of careful 'positioning' and wishing like f*ck someone had installed handholds....

....you are still paranoid some item of clothing has been cr*pped in

I was needing to go whilst layed up in hospital after smashing my ankle up last Xmas. This is exactly what the nurse wheeled me to. Squatting on one leg is hard enough.

Needless to say the nurse received a bit of verbal before he wheeled me along to a more comfortable s(h)itter.

[Space Invader]

brush, bucket and a hose...Luxury that is

Yeah, but we had nowt to eat but gravel...........

[Dave]

brush, bucket and a hose...Luxury that is

Yeah, but we had nowt to eat but gravel...........

...and do you sh!t bricks

[Space Invader]

Only when I've eaten too much steak..........

(Refer to the barbeque thread)

[Dave]

What I really really hate, is when the police tells bikers to take extra care on the roads

Car drivers cocooned in their mobile entertainment cages are the ones that need to take care what they are doing

[Space Invader]

Car drivers cocooned in their mobile entertainment cages are the ones that need to take care what they are doing

Mobile entertainment cages????

Is that like a charabang type thing bristling with radios, CD players, TVs in the dash and such?

Don't know anyone who would have such a creation.

What say you Mr. Povic???

[Dave]

Car drivers cocooned in their mobile entertainment cages are the ones that need to take care what they are doing

Mobile entertainment cages????

Is that like a charabang type thing bristling with radios, CD players, TVs in the dash and such?

Don't know anyone who would have such a creation.

What say you Mr. Povic???

how could you not mention the satnav and the mobile telecommunication device

And those loving taxi drivers writing on their notepad (suctioned on to the windscreen) while on the phone and still driving, well when I say driving, more like weaving all over the place

[Akrapovic]

Mobile entertainment cages????

Is that like a charabang type thing bristling with radios, CD players, TVs in the dash and such?

Don't know anyone who would have such a creation.

What say you Mr. Povic???

My TV in the dashboard of the car will only work when the vehicle is stationary. As soon as you put it into gear, the screen goes off, so theres no problem there.

It is handy though, for when your waiting for someone, and you just need to watch Jeremy Kyle or Bargain Hunt.

[Dave]

Mobile entertainment cages????

Is that like a charabang type thing bristling with radios, CD players, TVs in the dash and such?

Don't know anyone who would have such a creation.

What say you Mr. Povic???

My TV in the dashboard of the car will only work when the vehicle is stationary. As soon as you put it into gear, the screen goes off, so theres no problem there.

It is handy though, for when your waiting for someone, and you just need to watch Jeremy Kyle or Bargain Hunt.

If waiting at traffic light with the engine running, could you be watching TV

[Akrapovic]

If I put the car into neutral, then yes. Not that I would though. The TV was in the car when I bought it, and its built into the sat-nav. The car is an ex-demonstrator, so has all the toys.

[Dave]

If I put the car into neutral, then yes. Not that I would though. The TV was in the car when I bought it, and its built into the sat-nav. The car is an ex-demonstrator, so has all the toys.

I am not getting at you, just thinking of the possibility of entertainment cage drivers sitting at traffic lights, or other queue locations, too busy watching the TV to be concentrating on the traffic, in any direction


Truly frightening

And the loving government want to introduce speed limiters, satellite tracking and other big brother equipment, but allow TV’s to be fitted where the driver can see them

Truly frightening