That dibble should be lined up and shot!
Control in the modern world drives me nuts. I absolutely hate it. I feel like William Wallace here in Australia.....FREEEEEEDOM!!!! Everything you do some c*nt wants to know, stop you or control it. You can't park anywhere, drive anywhere, shop anywhere, ride anywhere without rules, rules and more rules. Every bloody thing is the same.
Asia.... you do what you like, when you like and how you like. So long as you don't bother anyone, nobody gives a f*ck.
I was recently in Vietnam. Take the traffic in Hanoi. I though Saigon was bad, but Hanoi takes the biscuit. There are rules, but nobody gives a poo. As a result there's total chaos (or so it would seem to the average Western Joe), but they get by extremely efficiently. They just weave around, crossing intersections without waiting for lights, ignoring one way streets etc. Meanwhile you can step into the street as a pedestrian and walk straight across without looking or getting run over. No road r@ge and everyone is wide awake rather than fast asleep (as in the developed world).
The human being is very adept at adapting. Create rules and the mind gets very lazy.
The fittest will survive.